

Nothing says “love” like someone who will drink your bathwater. Unless it’s the dog drinking the bathwater.When you are cold all the way deep, nothing warms you up like a bath.Having 30 min left in the parking meter when I arrived, and leaving before it expired.Things I like today, in no particular order: Those sexy sweeties like it when I give them something to do!


(Hmmm… What happens when plot bunnies and dust bunnies have a war over a certain story idea? Who wins?)Īnyway, just thought I’d some spring cleaning around here, get out the feather duster and scrub brush, call in the houseboy and the maid. Next up – polishing off that joggers story (whooo, that’s dusty) and then maybe the super old kinky steampunk story that I started, if the dust bunnies haven’t eaten it. Plus, I bet I know how to get some extra credit with my study partner. But it’s all about sex, and that’s the Right Kind of Homework, as far as I’m concerned. *eyebrow wiggle*Īnd now I have this 300-something page book to read, which sounds a little daunting. And a bunch of how-to tips for pegging.Mark the base of your dildos at the 12 and 6 o’clock positions with a blob of nail polish, to keep the orientation the way you want it.Set your strokes/massaging fingers to a 120 bmp music soundtrack for best results.Much like the female G-spot orgasm, men can have a prostate orgasm without ejaculating, which allows for increased options for multiple orgasms (rather than just super-short refractory periods).Which is coincidentally the topic of the book he just co-wrote with the amazing Aislinn Emirzian, “ The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure.” It was FABULOUS!ĭespite the fact that I’ve been writing about male sexuality (and anal pleasure) for over a decade, and reading about it (and talking to men, and playing with them in bed) for well-over twice that long, I learned quite a bit. And starting a new exercise program and doing a god-awful detox diet.īut! I did something sex-related recently I went to a workshop my friend Charlie Glickman was giving on prostate pleasure. (I know, I know, terrible…) Mostly I’ve been focused on cooking and gardening and doing things with yarn – sock-things, usually. And I sort of stopped thinking about sex a whole lot. ( Which is probably still just inertia…? *does a quick Google search* Yup, still just inertia – “the resistance of any physical object to a change in its state of motion.”) Have you ever noticed that once you stop doing something, it’s really easy to keep not doing it? It’s like inertia, only backward.
